Sparky's Pooping Grounds: Happy Birthday To Me!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Happy Birthday To Me!

Happy Birthday To Me
Happy Birthday To Me
Happy Birthday Dear Sparky
Happy Birthday To Me!

Did I get a fancy cake? Did I get a big party to celebrate the big day? No and no. Oh, mom and dad gave me something all right. Can you guess what it was? No? Okay, it was a #%$#&! LOW CALORIE dog biscuit! They said it's for my own good and so I can live at least 7 more years. Who wants to live 7 more years eating that tasteless crap? I'll just continue to scavenge for the tasty treats the rabbits leave for me in the backyard. There! Problem solved.

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About Me

My mom rescued me on February 9, 2003 when I was about 1 year old. A nice couple found me running loose at a busy intersection and brought me to the emergency clinic. My mom happened to work there at that time and we became instant soul mates.

When I first arrived I was met with two annoying, beastly brothers. The biggest beast left for the Rainbow Bridge in 2008. But then we adopted an orphan girl named Izzy who thinks she rules the roost. NEWS FLASH: I am the pack leader and do not put up with any crap from my subordinates. It's a tough job, but someone has to be in charge. And it should be me!

All of my blog posts were moved from Dogster to this new home. My mom is trying to consolidate our blogs to make things easier. Yes, my mom does my blogging, but I am the genius behind this operation.